Ready and Willing

  Table of Contents

  Chapter One

  Chapter Two

  Chapter Three

  Chapter Four

  Cara McKenna

  Ready and Willing

  Cara McKenna

  Ready and Willing

  Copyright © August 2010 by Cara McKenna

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  Chapter One

  “Well, your paperwork is fantastic. When are you available to have sex?”

  The man opposite me smiles nervously. Our table is positioned beside the café’s front window, and the silvery winter sunlight bounces off the brushed aluminum and lights up his eyes. They’re pretty and complex, greenish gray with a bit of yellow. He spins his coffee cup around on its saucer, considering his schedule.

  “I guess that’s up to you,” he says. “When are you…you know.”

  “Ovulating?”

  He nods.

  I study those eyes again. There’s an intriguing dark ring around his irises. Shit, I’m not supposed to be noticing things like this. On paper he was a tidy inventory of genetic factors, and it’d be simplest if I could keep thinking about him that way. Then again, if I really wanted this to be simple, I’d have just gone to a sperm bank. I give myself a mental shake, pull my hair back, and twist it into a messy bun with the elastic from my wrist, as though this might magically imbue me with an aura of professionalism.

  “Next week,” I say. “And since you’re being so open-minded about all this, I feel like I should let you in on something. In the interest of full disclosure.”

  He—Noah Aubrey is his name, I may as well mention—offers me a warm, kind smile. “You already showed me a letter from your gyno. What else is there to tell?”

  “Well, have you ever heard that thing about executioners—”

  Noah’s laugh cuts me off. “Oh wow, I can’t wait to see where this is going.”

  I wave a hand to dispel his worries. “No, no. It might be an urban legend, but I heard once that when someone’s being put to death by lethal injection, they administer it using a button. Like you push a button and it opens some valve, and the condemned gets poison through their IV or whatever.”

  He laughs. “Okay, now you’re just scaring me, Abby.”

  “But there’s two buttons and two guys who push them, except only one really releases the…death serum. So neither man has to spend his life knowing for sure that he killed someone.”

  “You’re telling me there’s another guy.”

  I nod.

  Noah nods as well, slow, not seeming too bothered by the news. “Okay. Better than you telling me there’s death serum involved. Oh wait—unless you’re about to announce we’ll be pushing our ‘buttons’ at the same time.”

  I swat him with my folded-up copy of his medical history. Noah is easy to swat. It’s easy to forget we’re meeting to discuss fluid procurement and not for a first date. He feels very familiar. Not as if we’ve met before, but as though he’s made up of pieces of a dozen friends I’ve known for years. Like a car I’ve driven a hundred times, just in a different color than I’m used to.

  “Nothing that scandalous,” I say. “So, that’s okay with you?”

  He shrugs. “Why wouldn’t it be?”

  “I dunno. Can you tell I’ve never done this before? I don’t really know how the politics go.” I study his face…kind and intelligent. I’d like an intelligent-looking baby who’ll wind up with a fine, straight nose and black eyebrows like this man’s. That easy smile. And tall doesn’t hurt.

  My fingers fuss with his paperwork, squaring up the corners with the edge of the tabletop, giving me something to stare at so I don’t disturb Noah with all my scrutiny. “I have to ask…what did you think when you first saw the ad?” I’d placed it in the Boston Globe classifieds, not trusting my womb to craigslist.

  “My colleague found it, actually. At first, to be honest, I thought it was nuts.”

  “I’m guessing it’s the money that piqued your interest?”

  “No, not really.” Noah’s expression turns thoughtful, his fascinating eyes drifting to take in whatever’s going on out in the street beyond my shoulder. “I’ve always tried to take interesting opportunities when they come to me. New experiences. This one was a lot scarier than spelunking, though, I have to tell you.”

  “Did I mention we have to spend the night in a haunted mansion first?”

  Noah laughs, and it gives him a dimple. I wish I were in a position to develop a crush on him…but this conception arrangement is supposed to be no strings attached, and romantic feelings surely qualify as a string. A particularly tangled one, no doubt.

  He leans back as though he’s given himself permission to finally relax in my twisted company. “So I have to ask why not a sperm bank?”

  I shrug and take a sip of my coffee. “It never sat right with me, just picking a man out of a catalog. I wanted to meet you. You and the other guys I got in touch with. I wanted to make sure… I don’t know.” I twirl my hands around, searching for the right wording. “That your souls seem right, I guess. Sorry, that sounds sort of oovy-groovy.”

  “No, that makes sense.”

  “And it seems kind of fair that you’d meet me. In case you cared what kind of sperm-wrangling she-devil is planning on possibly having your child. If you care.”

  “I care,” Noah says, nodding. He’s so good-looking I want to suck on his fingers. Which is weird, because that thought has never occurred to me before with anyone, under any other circumstance. This man is saddling me with unforeseen fetishes.

  “I wouldn’t agree to this if you seemed like some kind of psycho,” he says, and I decide never to mention my finger-sucking impulse in case it contradicts his conclusion.

  “And also,” I say, “I figured since I’m doing this the old-fashioned way…” In a moment of juvenility, I make a little in-out-in-out motion with my fingers. “I thought you’d want to see me, so you’d know if you could pull it off. Without beer goggles. Or with,” I add with another shrug.

  He smiles and looks at the table, pink flushing his cheeks,
so damned cute. There was nothing about cuteness in his medical history. He glances up again. “Don’t worry. You’re… I think you’re very pretty.”

  “Well, lucky you, I guess.” I feel as though we should shake hands or toast. Or kiss. Wait, no, definitely not kiss. I push my cappuccino mug across the table until it clanks against his cup. “How about next Tuesday evening?”

  “Yeah, I think that’ll work. What time?”

  “Whenever you’re free. By the way, in case you were worried,” I add, “I’m not going to be taking the temperature of my womb or anything and calling you up at four a.m. to come over and service me.”

  He laughs. “No pagers. Good.”

  “And you don’t need to keep your balls in a hermetically sealed jar or anything. Just try and keep them safe, at least until after next week.”

  I catch Noah blushing faintly behind his smirk. “I’ve been doing that for thirty-four years now. I think I can handle it.”

  “That’s all I ask of you. That and a waiver, you know, about relinquishing your rights and not suing me. I’ll have it ready for Tuesday.”

  “I love foreplay,” Noah says drily, but his smile is warm.

  “Good. Oh, and you probably want to know about the money.”

  “I was curious.”

  “Well, here’s what I thought up. I’ll give you a hundred bucks for every…successful interaction,” I say, embracing how stupid this sounds. “When and if I do get pregnant, I’ll be paying you and the other guy each twenty-five hundred.”

  His handsome eyebrows rise. “Wow, pricey project. I wasn’t…I wasn’t expecting that much.”

  “Yeah, well, this kid’s going to end up costing me way more than that over the course of its life. I’m willing to shell out for the best, genetically speaking. And to be honest, I think I’ll like, um…working with you. Both of you. And to be even more frank, if this does take more than just the first try, it’s my hope that you won’t sleep with anyone else for the time being. You know, because of STDs and just general complicatedness. So I want to make this worth your time.”

  “Well, I hope I can return the favor,” Noah says, his smile turning shy.

  I take out my card and scribble my address on the back. I did a background check on him and the other man, Rob, and it’s a calculated risk, bringing them into my home. No more risky than a date, I suppose. Probably less, since no one’s heart is on the line.

  I hand the card over. “So, I’ll see you Tuesday night. How’s six thirty?”

  He nods, tucked my card into his wallet. “Sounds perfect. I’ll come straight from work.”

  “Oh.” A pang of unforeseen panic tightens my chest.

  “What?”

  “Do you want… I can make us dinner if you want. Or we could meet up later. Is that too weird? Me making dinner?”

  Noah laughs. “I’d love dinner. I’ll bring wine, if you drink.”

  “Yeah, we’ll probably need it. Okay, good. I’ll make ziti or something. Something not gassy,” I add, feeling oddly at home being silly with this man. After all, his threshold for my potential weirdness is already high, given the nature of our meeting. I know the guy’s sperm count, for crying out loud.

  He stands; I stand. We hesitate a moment before I put out my hand, and we shake, such an innocuous bit of contact considering the deal we’re signing off on. His touch matches his smile, warm and easy. When his hand releases mine it heads for his wallet, but I swat him again. I leave a few bills for our drinks and tip and let him hold the door for me. I walk him the half block to his car, an old black hatchback splattered with salty winter mud.

  “Thanks again for meeting me,” I say. “And all the doctor rigmarole.”

  “Sure.”

  “And just so you know, if Tuesday comes around and you decide I’m a psycho after all, don’t feel like you need to call or make any excuses. If you don’t show, I’ll just have plenty of leftovers for dinner on Wednesday.”

  He smiles, and his teeth are as white as peppermint Chiclets. I want to run my tongue over them, discover what he tastes like. Probably just coffee, same as me.

  “Thanks for the escape hatch,” he says and unlocks his door.

  “Thanks for the sperm,” I say, and I laugh at my own ridiculousness.

  “Yeah, no pressure.” He makes a funny little theatrical stressed-out face and slides into his seat, then gives me a wave as I shut his door for him.

  I can’t believe this might actually work.

  * * *

  “Hello there,” I say to the sexiest man I think I’ve ever met. His name is Rob Fellows, and he’s here to impregnate me on an otherwise unremarkable overcast Sunday afternoon in December. He’s punctual too. It’s exactly two o’clock according to my cable box.

  “Hi, Abby.” He smiles, standing on the landing to my condo in a long herringbone tweed coat. The gesture crinkles his eyes at the corners and makes his fantastic bone structure all the more enticing. He’s brought flowers: red gerbera daisies wrapped in cellophane.

  “Aw, you didn’t have to do that. Come in.” I take the flowers and close the door behind him.

  “It seemed too early to bring a bottle of wine. But it felt rude not bringing something.”

  “Oh, you’ve brought plenty,” I say, and in the grips of nervous, tactless jokiness, I aim a glance pointedly down at his crotch.

  “Yeah, true.”

  I take the coat he drops from his shoulders and walk to the door to hang it up, relieved for a chance to get control over my shallow breathing. “And I don’t know about you,” I say as I turn back, “but I’ll be having a drink. I don’t do this every day.” Just most days this week.

  He follows me into the kitchen, and I trim the daisies and arrange them in a highball glass. I steal glances at him, trying to remember everything I learned from our e-mails and our coffee-shop meet-up. He’s not as chatty as Noah and his company’s not as relaxing, but he’s fucking good-looking, and nothing about him sets my intuition on edge. I think he said he works in “development,” though for the life of me I can’t remember any details. It’s hard to look at Rob Fellows and focus on anything beyond his perfect shell. I squint at his fitted black sweater, trying to guess what’s waiting for me a couple of layers down.

  “Great place,” he says.

  “Thanks.”

  “You rent?”

  “Nope, condo.”

  “Nice,” he says.

  “Thank you.” It’s the top unit of a three-story house in Somerville, Cambridge’s more affordable, less snotty sister. Nothing fancy, but I’d like to think I have decent taste. The space is funky with eaves, and it won’t be fun hauling a stroller full of fat baby up and down three flights when the other half of my two-person family arrives, but it’s my first piece of property, and I love it.

  I open a bottle of wine and pour two half glasses, and Rob follows me to my little living room. He takes a seat on my couch, and I perch on the arm, still anxious, not quite ready to plunk down beside him. Stupid, really, since we’ll presumably be having sex within the hour. I clutch my glass like the hand of comforting friend.

  He smiles and takes a drink. “You look nervous.”

  “I am. I’m a little rusty. And to be honest, I’ve never paid for sex before.”

  Rob laughs. “What can I do to make you less nervous?”

  Not much, I think, surveying him. Over six feet, and judging from the shapes beneath his sweater, built for performance. I know he kickboxes, because it was listed in his medical documentation under “exercise habits,” and it intrigued me to no end. He has shaggy, wavy, dark brown hair. Noah has dark hair too, as do I. I’m glad it worked out that way, so I won’t have to worry about popping out, say, a red-haired baby, and wrecking the experiment’s anonymity.

  “I’ll be fine,” I say. “There’s way less pleasant things to get nervous over. I think I just have performance anxiety. This is the first attempt.”

  “It is creepy?” Rob asks after a long p
ause, one I fill with a big gulp of wine. “Sleeping with a guy who answered an ad? Like, that ad? A guy who’d volunteer to impregnate you for cash?”

  I look out the window, drum my fingers on my glass. “Ooh, that’s a brave question. No. I haven’t given it too much thought, honestly. I’m just grateful you came. Er, bad word choice,” I mumble, smiling like a dope as I meet his eyes. “But no. Not creepy.” Sexy, I think, looking him over. Out-of-my-league sexy, under more traditional circumstances. “Would you mind doing the waiver now?”

  “Fine with me.”

  I fetch the paper, and he reads it, signs his rights away. I file it carefully and return to the couch.

  I take another sip. My wine’s starting to work, mercifully, or perhaps it’s just this man’s proximity. He’s got a quality, as though he’s giving off a signal to a sense science hasn’t yet identified, his message as tangible as a scent or sound. “You know what made me want to pick you?” I ask.

  He shakes his head.

  “We have the same birthday. Not just the same day. The same year too.”

  His eyebrows bob up. “Wow, really?”

  I nod. “I know—what are the chances? I read it in your medical history. I thought it was a good sign.”

  “Unless we’re twins, separated at birth.”

  I laugh, take another drink. “Okay, now it’s creepy. Anyhow, there was that neat coincidence plus, you know, your lack of congenital diseases and mental disorders,” I add with a guilty grin. “So…are you nervous?”

  He shakes his head. “Not really.”

  “Let me know if you need anything special. You know, a video or whatever.”

  He shakes his head again. “I think we’ll be okay. I’m pretty easy. Actually, can I be honest with you?”

  “Please.”

  “I don’t think I can get much skeezier than offering myself up for money, so I may as well admit this whole thing kind of turns my crank.”

  A warm flush of relief and curiosity washes over my skin. “Oh yeah?”

  “Yeah. I’ve actually never had sex without a condom before.”